Ahoy Captain Morgan: Twitter floats #PiersBoatNames

Ahoy Captain Morgan: Twitter floats #PiersBoatNames

http://twitter.com/#!/RStephens1962/status/325710292954791936

Piers Morgan demonstrated his one-of-a-kind eye for journalism last night during the tense Dzhokhar Tsarnaev standoff by asking the question that was on exactly no one’s mind at the time: “Imagine if that’s YOUR boat.”

Not even a White House petition has managed to unmoor Morgan from his desk at CNN, but if all of the big scary guns in America do drive him back across the pond, Twitter has plenty of #PiersBoatNames for his escape vessel.

#PiersBoatNamesThe Pompous Ass

— aGinTexas (@ag_texas) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNamesGrave Dancer

— The AwfulAlpha (@awfulalpha) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNames Idi Yacht

— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNames The HMS Go Live Somewhere Else

— gary grams (A) (@garygramscom) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNames “Good Ship Poppycock”

— VindicatorGC ✠ (@VindicatorGC) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNamesThe Goodship Blowhard

— ToneBalone (@ToneBaloneRocks) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNames My Little Dinghy

— Joseph Aiello (@JosephAiello1) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNames The Douche-nozzle

— ✥Right-Wing Viking✥ (@RightWingHammer) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNamesWanker

— The AwfulAlpha (@awfulalpha) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNames Aarrrhh Me Ratings

— David Riggs (@Riggs_GOP) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNamesAR15 Assault Boat

— The AwfulAlpha (@awfulalpha) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNames… Dope Floats

— Leslie G (@Libertarian_ish) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNamesMusket Man

— Tom O’C(@teeocee) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNames———> Piece of Ship

— Harry Grime (@HarryGrime) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNamesSea-Minus

— Trace (@sharpNpointy) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNamesHMS Royal Arse

— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) April 20, 2013

Chicken of the Sea#PiersBoatNames

— Sam Valley (@SamValley) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNames HMS Sea Douche

— kuji kiri (@jigoku_aisatsu) April 20, 2013

Jumping the Shark#PiersBoatNames

— Sam Valley (@SamValley) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNames.Douche Canoe

— Galyn Jensen (@Galynjen) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNamesThe King George

— Gregory VII (@AGM100TUC) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNamesPiers One Import

— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) April 20, 2013

#piersboatnamesPirate’s Prey

— Carl McSaint (@McSaint_) April 20, 2013

# #PiersBoatNames The HMS Gun Free Zone

— MarkMoore (@Mauifla) April 20, 2013

#PiersBoatNames HMS Tosser

— Rattlehead (@R4TTL3H34D) April 20, 2013

Keep ‘em coming, Twitter; you’d know he’s reading these.

Why yes, I think I will have another beer and come up with some more funny #PiersBoatNames

— The AwfulAlpha (@awfulalpha) April 20, 2013

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/04/20/ahoy-captain-morgan-twitter-floats-piersboatnames/

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