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? ‘Teen Wolf’ actor Linden Ashby shocked

? ‘Teen Wolf’ actor Linden Ashby shocked

http://twitter.com/#!/ScorpionGoddes7/status/516733946256969728 Yesterday, TruthRevolt.org’s Caleb Howe reported on a statement from alleged Oklahoma beheader Alton Nolen‘s mother. According to her, “there’s two sides to every story.” That claim just didn’t fly with […]

Q-and-A with Keith Olbermann!

Q-and-A with Keith Olbermann!

http://twitter.com/#!/KeithOlbermann/status/186922050470936576 Awww, yeah! Keith now has time to answer all those questions from the Twitterverse. Actually these things owe to misuse of "their" and "there." RT @BillWickens You and other […]

Jared Leto traumatizes Twitter with horrifying photo; Calls fan

http://twitter.com/#!/JaredLeto/status/361557797344776192 Oh my. Somewhat more disturbing? The tweet has been retweeted nearly 800 times and counting. http://twitter.com/#!/ZacEfronsArmy/status/361621938839371777 Perhaps both? Shudder and giggle at the same time: Shuggle. http://twitter.com/#!/eskimofaraway/status/361599278835171329 http://twitter.com/#!/Mars_VampGirl/status/361564482192941056 http://twitter.com/#!/redrumhibaq/status/361570396337750016 […]

Oh no!!! Khloe and Lamar call it quits

Oh no!!! Khloe and Lamar call it quits

http://twitter.com/#!/chelseamartini/status/196962329248804864 Hardcore fans of the reality show “Khloe and Lamar” are contemplating suicide today after hearing the show has been cancelled. Luckily there aren’t any hardcore fans of that show […]

Danny Masterson endorses ‘fuck Monsanto’ tweet

Danny Masterson endorses ‘fuck Monsanto’ tweet

http://twitter.com/#!/dannymasterson/status/197961268181733376 The actor, who portrayed Steven Hyde in “That ’70s Show,” apparently doesn’t like Monsanto. The multinational agricultural biotechnology firm manufactures lots of products that environmentalists detest, such as pesticides […]

Introducing the “Lovitz Curve”

Introducing the “Lovitz Curve”

http://twitter.com/#!/SaltierBit/status/200931636966211586 A few weeks ago, Twitchy spotlighted comedian Jon Lovitz’s tweets taking on President Obama’s class-warfare demagoguery. Our friend and longtime Internet scourge of the Left, PJM’s Zombie, has come […]

SNL writer Tom Davis dies at 59

SNL writer Tom Davis dies at 59

http://twitter.com/#!/TVGuide/status/226083268909465600 Tom Davis, who along with writing partner Senator Al Franken was one of the original writers of “Saturday Night Live,” died today of cancer at 59. He is credited […]

Be The Star Of Your Kid’s School Halloween Party With These 20 Spooky, Easy Treats

Be The Star Of Your Kid's School Halloween Party With These 20 Spooky, Easy Treats

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Giants plan White House visit

Giants plan White House visit

http://twitter.com/#!/art_stapleton/status/205340376679198721 Coughlin said the Giants will visit the White House to be honored by Obama on June 8. #nyg — Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) May 23, 2012 President Barack Obama is […]

‘Why are you never funny’: Lovitz shares words of wisdom from Williams

http://twitter.com/#!/locusceruleus/status/499030390624243712 Comedian Jon Lovitz shared some advice he got from Robin Williams while in college. http://twitter.com/#!/realjonlovitz/status/499029435526287361 The perfect response. http://twitter.com/#!/mrgeeberg/status/499030021957509120 That’s deep. http://twitter.com/#!/mikestation/status/499030744346292224 http://twitter.com/#!/KrayzieBuffett/status/499037880678092800   *** Related Twitchy coverage of […]

favorite Occupy Wall Street action?

favorite Occupy Wall Street action?

http://twitter.com/#!/OccupyWallStNYC/status/209510958090035200 Last night, the official Occupy Wall Street Twitter mouthpiece asked followers to share their favorite OWS “action” so far. A few of the answers from Occupy cheerleaders: @OccupyWallStNYC Port […]

Vandal smears excrement on Romney-Ryan yard sign

Vandal smears excrement on Romney-Ryan yard sign

http://twitter.com/#!/kibbbs/status/255373941978304513 Call us humorless, but we don’t think it’s funny. Related: Democrats Gone Wild: Obama supporters ‘key’ cars displaying pro-Romney bumper stickers Unhinged liberals urinate on Romney-Ryan yard signs; Update: No apologies […]

Hmm: Something seems very familiar about Kerry’s Iran deal spin

Hmm: Something seems very familiar about Kerry’s Iran deal spin

http://twitter.com/#!/ShannonBream/status/404630958009499648 Huh. Funny that. http://twitter.com/#!/toddstarnes/status/404438452650799104 Also funny (or frightening)? Some of Secretary of State Kerry’s other remarks on the Iran deal. http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/404628815118610432 http://twitter.com/#!/JoeNYLaw/status/404630419288903680 http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/404638618053902336 Unbelievable. As Twitchy readers know, Israeli […]

Neil deGrasse Tyson — serial fabulist?

Neil deGrasse Tyson — serial fabulist?

http://twitter.com/#!/MZHemingway/status/511879707022094336 Serious questions: are *any* quotes/anecdotes highlighted by @neiltyson legitimate? http://t.co/wrwrZlNhnG — Sean Davis (@seanmdav) September 15, 2014 Sean Davis of The Federalist has been fact-checking some of the more […]

Did celeb crasher Brad Pitt achieve the best photobomb ever? [pic]

Did celeb crasher Brad Pitt achieve the best photobomb ever? [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/HannahB722/status/380102301954097152 That isn’t just a random thought. You see, the actor recently crashed a wedding in England. https://twitter.com/Louise_Mole/status/380093630356418560 https://twitter.com/AmberJane8/status/380002061490085888 “Brad & Groom.” Ha! Ah, British headlines. Twitter is still buzzing […]

Guess where Bubba Watson had his ‘champ dinner’ after Masters win [pics]

Guess where Bubba Watson had his ‘champ dinner’ after Masters win [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/darrenrovell/status/455690087280697344 Yep, all three were trending Monday morning. Why? Well, golfer Bubba Watson won his second Masters in three years on Sunday. http://twitter.com/#!/ReaganWorld/status/455550415237423105 http://twitter.com/#!/JohnEkdahl/status/455514671642968064 http://twitter.com/#!/BretBaier/status/455484292421144576 Watson took to Twitter after […]

Carlos Danger? Cindy McCain wants to know

Carlos Danger? Cindy McCain wants to know

http://twitter.com/#!/cindymccain/status/360067321286508544 Is he or isn’t he? Let’s see a show of hands: http://twitter.com/#!/PriscillaOpperm/status/360069047502635010 http://twitter.com/#!/BlazerTalon/status/360069619433750528 http://twitter.com/#!/StrayYellarDawg/status/360071028594057217 http://twitter.com/#!/kimmycul8r/status/360074708919664641 http://twitter.com/#!/knck1es/status/360070463956852738 As a matter of fact: http://twitter.com/#!/BruceBarmer/status/360069463791501314 http://twitter.com/#!/UPPastryPlate/status/360070121865232390 http://twitter.com/#!/RABerlin1/status/360070732094521344 Oh, San Diego Mayor Bob […]

Odom wants to play for the Knicks

Odom wants to play for the Knicks

http://twitter.com/#!/IAmScottLogan/status/205685443243679745 Lamar Odom is back in the news! And to our surprise it has nothing to do with his wife Khloe Kardashian. According to various reports, the NBA star is […]

The horror: Chris Matthews waxes philosophical on sex drives, scars us for life

The horror: Chris Matthews waxes philosophical on sex drives, scars us for life

http://twitter.com/#!/kalenski/status/359782126033436673 What’s the deal with Anthony “Carlos Danger” Weiner and his penchant for sexting? Chris Matthews is just trying to understand! http://twitter.com/#!/brianbeutler/status/359783958097039360 Shudder. http://twitter.com/#!/slarkpope/status/359782975233204227 No. Nooooooooo! http://twitter.com/#!/reinman_mt/status/359782532822220800 http://twitter.com/#!/vincerob91/status/359783663078080512 Except maybe […]

These Kids Started Out With The Best Intentions, But Wound Up Failing Miserably

These Kids Started Out With The Best Intentions, But Wound Up Failing Miserably

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This House Looks So Nice On The Outside, But The Inside Is Seriously Freaky

This House Looks So Nice On The Outside, But The Inside Is Seriously Freaky

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Why I Still Love “Rent”

Why I Still Love "Rent"

The 1996 musical about AIDS-afflicted artists scandalized and inspired my romantic teenage self. Figuring out what Rent got totally wrong about adult life — and right. View this image › […]

Hilary Duff has a baby boy

Hilary Duff has a baby boy

http://twitter.com/#!/Sophie_McKinnie/status/182949698552872962 This is something we never thought we’d hear, let alone write about, but here we are! The star of Lizzie McGuire has had a baby boy!!! From Us Weekly: […]

Why Joe Jonas is perfect

Why Joe Jonas is perfect

http://twitter.com/#!/justfixaheart/status/202037117654810624 Dear readers, Joe Jonas is perfect. Sincerely, Twitter Okay, okay. For some reason we logged onto Twitter this morning to see “Joe Jonas is Perfect” as a top worldwide […]

Sajak’s ‘Fifth Estate’ bathroom break giggles, plus Gutfeld-Sajak smack talk

Sajak’s ‘Fifth Estate’ bathroom break giggles, plus Gutfeld-Sajak smack talk

http://twitter.com/#!/patsajak/status/391573560725995521 Punny! Don’t ever change, Sajak. http://twitter.com/#!/Hametownshoppes/status/391588552875581440 http://twitter.com/#!/jamespoulos/status/391573732033961986 http://twitter.com/#!/patsajak/status/391574015875088384 Bonus jaunty-Sajak pic: http://twitter.com/#!/patsajak/status/390645027279339520 And another round of “Gutfeld and Sajak: The Smack-Talkening.” http://twitter.com/#!/patsajak/status/390647532126081025 http://twitter.com/#!/patsajak/status/390647979138228224 http://twitter.com/#!/patsajak/status/390648722758971393 http://twitter.com/#!/patsajak/status/390653184596643840 http://twitter.com/#!/greggutfeld/status/390653666497032192 Related: ‘Funniest thing I […]

Actress whines over Fox Obama interview with absurd lack of self-awareness

Actress whines over Fox Obama interview with absurd lack of self-awareness

http://twitter.com/#!/Marina_Sirtis/status/430103950734274560 Sheesh, Fox! How dare anyone question the president. On Super Bowl night, no less. Monsters! http://twitter.com/#!/bryankaplan/status/430104347859357697 Stop making sense. http://twitter.com/#!/Marina_Sirtis/status/430104571919081472 Really? Because, um … http://twitter.com/#!/Marina_Sirtis/status/430178166435373056 Not the “wrong time […]

 dead

 dead

http://twitter.com/#!/KaylaGrimsley/status/233357589059084289 https://twitter.com/500DayssOfJo/status/233357158849323009 https://twitter.com/N_letoile/status/233347164150050816 Can't believe Sandra bullock is dead #thatscray #didntbelieveitatfirst — Kelsey Temple (@kelseyytemplee) August 9, 2012 Is Sandra Bullock really dead? — Lisa Yates (@Lisa_editor) August 9, 2012 […]

Brit Hume retweets promise made in new ‘Obamacare dental plan’ [pic]

Brit Hume retweets promise made in new ‘Obamacare dental plan’ [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/viczin1669/status/400020428782977025 Is a new Obamacare program and accompanying presidential promise just around the corner? We sure hope not: http://twitter.com/#!/rossmallioux/status/400019291241979904 Funny enough to earn a Brit Hume retweet: Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/11/11/brit-hume-retweets-promise-made-in-new-obamacare-dental-plan-pic/

Are This Dad’s Interpretations Of His Kid’s Drawings Cool, Creepy, Or Both?

Are This Dad's Interpretations Of His Kid's Drawings Cool, Creepy, Or Both?

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Adam Baldwin and Tammy Bruce: ‘Dating?’ [photo]

Adam Baldwin and Tammy Bruce: ‘Dating?’ [photo]

http://twitter.com/#!/AdamBaldwin/status/359139198088904706 Actor Adam Baldwin snark-teased a selfie pic taken with Tammy Bruce, prompting the openly gay radio host to tweet a sarcastic reply: http://twitter.com/#!/HeyTammyBruce/status/359139541610790912 Yep, the cat’s definitely out of […]

Billboard Music Awards viewers agree: Chris Brown can’t sing

Billboard Music Awards viewers agree: Chris Brown can’t sing

http://twitter.com/#!/samlansky/status/336279282185822208 Congratulations, Chris Brown. You’ve brought the world together in perfect harmony: Billboard Music Awards viewers all agree. You can’t sing. http://twitter.com/#!/HaleyMelita13/status/336279997713113088 http://twitter.com/#!/Bump_aFlippa/status/336280308674605056 http://twitter.com/#!/Shanni_Santiago/status/336279768959942656 http://twitter.com/#!/DisMz/status/336281136831557632 http://twitter.com/#!/NamelyNorm/status/336281067717791744 Watch here if you […]

‘Can’t make it up!’ Obama admin’s laser focus on this is beyond parody

‘Can’t make it up!’ Obama admin’s laser focus on this is beyond parody

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/480606938057539584 Wait, what? Well, this is happening: http://twitter.com/#!/back_ttys/status/480605590826520576 http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/480005068356591616 No, for reals. Iraq Schmiraq! Who will think of the bees? Who? http://twitter.com/#!/TheRealBepo/status/480008572496248832 You really can’t. The Obama administration is absolutely […]

‘Epic old-school trolling?’ Delicious butcher shop sign zings vegans [photo]

‘Epic old-school trolling?’ Delicious butcher shop sign zings vegans [photo]

http://twitter.com/#!/BulliBrat/status/416225905153818625 Too funny to check and too good not to share: http://twitter.com/#!/SaintRPh/status/416224665854427136 And that’s one to grow on. http://twitter.com/#!/MODSQUAD2013/status/416234600856555520 http://twitter.com/#!/laurenmarie10/status/416228062871556096 Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/26/epic-old-school-trolling-delicious-butcher-shop-sign-zings-vegans-photo/

Imagine Opening A Can Of Coca-Cola Only To Find This Nightmare Inside

Imagine Opening A Can Of Coca-Cola Only To Find This Nightmare Inside

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Bless-her-heart snorts: Take a gander at Amb. Rice’s actual role at WH

Bless-her-heart snorts: Take a gander at Amb. Rice’s actual role at WH

http://twitter.com/#!/RichardGrenell/status/377217023278731264 Bada-zing! Fox News contributor Richard Grenell brought the funnies with that description of Ambassador Susan “YouTube video” Rice. http://twitter.com/#!/CJayMahoney/status/377223588560240640 Ah, giggles through tears are the best! http://twitter.com/#!/cynthharrington/status/377220091038818304 Bless her […]

These Dogs Are Absolutely NOT Having It With Halloween

These Dogs Are Absolutely NOT Having It With Halloween

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My dogma just ran over your karma

My dogma just ran over your karma

http://twitter.com/#!/jtLOL/status/178142527399002114 Daily Caller: In a test conducted Wednesday by Consumer Reports magazine, the niche-market $107,850 sports car conked out completely, after a short ride at 65 miles per hour on […]

20 Vines You Have To See Before Twitter Shuts It Down Forever

20 Vines You Have To See Before Twitter Shuts It Down Forever

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