Hey, John Kerry, look at what else is ‘unbelievably small’ [pics]

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Posted on: November 28, 2016

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http://twitter.com/#!/DennisDMZ/status/377146537769320448

Snicker. Ask for an answer and ye shall receive, Mr. Miller!

http://twitter.com/#!/jeffemanuel/status/377070285754998784

Oh yes. It is.

Mary Katharine Ham and Rep. Stockman scored earlier on Monday with their snicker-worthy zingers aimed at John Kerry for his absurd “unbelievably small” remark in defense of Syria strikes. But the mock-tastic tweets did not end there.

First up, some hilarious “quotes”:

http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/377062844979638272 http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/377063897284358145 http://twitter.com/#!/therealjavery/status/377065927529209856 http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/377066232467316736

Oh, Twitter! Never change. Those are as good as the side-splitting Obama-style “time-sensitive” quotes.

It continued: With more hashtag!

http://twitter.com/#!/berkeleysquare/status/377126991662563329 http://twitter.com/#!/PaulHsieh/status/377090175769133056 http://twitter.com/#!/DeTroyes1/status/377125378046705664

Yep. As Ace of Spades and a fantastic picture noted, anti-war is out and “war is cool” is in.  Just ask actor Richard Lewis: What’s really important? Because, Bush.

http://twitter.com/#!/wbdnewton/status/377108492055638016 http://twitter.com/#!/ThePantau/status/377109081606987778

Precisely.

What could make this hashtag even better? Some hilarious pic-snarking:

http://twitter.com/#!/Rubiconski/status/377146802589278209 http://twitter.com/#!/EWErickson/status/377070677787811841 http://twitter.com/#!/Shaughn_A/status/377138716248002560 http://twitter.com/#!/JohnFict/status/377109360154906624 http://twitter.com/#!/Shaughn_A/status/377122892082733056 http://twitter.com/#!/Mattphilbin/status/377134963478380544 http://twitter.com/#!/Mattphilbin/status/377137314335436800

Aching sides!

And for the truth-win:

http://twitter.com/#!/Ringo6/status/377136687115018240

Related:

Mock-tastic! Mary Katharine Ham, Rep. Stockman zing John ‘unbelievably small’ Kerry

John McCain slams John Kerry over ‘unbelievably small’ remarks

Richard Lewis: Syria? Whatever! What’s really important to remember is: Because, Bush

‘Unbelievably incompetent’: John Kerry says attack on Syria will be ‘unbelievably small’

Smack! Remember Benghazi? Fred Thompson has key question for John Kerry

Out: Anti-war; In: War is ‘cool’: Ace of Spades, one photo destroy anti-war Left hypocrisy

Zzzzyria? Lauren Sivan snark-slams John Kerry, offers idea for ‘greatest weapon’ [pic]

‘Not yet begun to fight, because it isn’t time sensitive’: Slamming POTUS with Obama-style quotes

Report saying Obama seeking Syria response ‘just muscular enough not to get mocked’ gets mocked

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/09/09/hope-and-unbelievablysmall-change-hey-john-kerry-look-at-what-else-is-small-pics/

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