LOL: Chris Hayes tries to be a sporty guy; Guess what happened (Hint: Fail)

LOL: Chris Hayes tries to be a sporty guy; Guess what happened (Hint: Fail)

http://twitter.com/#!/RobProvince/status/517289021341712384

Never forget what? Well, MSNBC’s Chris Hayes was watching the Kansas City Royals win their first playoff game in decades.

THE KC ROYALS WON THEIR FIRST PLAYOFF GAME IN 29 YEARS! ⚾️ pic.twitter.com/R22uwuWcsq

— TVU SPORTS (@TVUSports) October 1, 2014

Here’s Hayes.

@DouthatNYT dude. We're gonna be watching the game *while our kids wake up*

— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) October 1, 2014

Bless. Chris Hayes was trying to totally sporty guy it up. But then this happened.

We are all Kansas Citizens.

— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) October 1, 2014

Um.

The Royals play in Missouri moron. RT @chrislhayes: We are all Kansas Citizens.

— EducatédHillbilly (@RobProvince) October 1, 2014

Oakland, Kansas? RT @chrislhayes: @cbracy I gotta lotta love for Oakland, too.

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 1, 2014

RT @chrislhayes We are all Kansas Citizens. –> The Royals play in Missouri, you wizard. You need to stop relying on those @MSNBC maps.

— Martini Shark (@MartiniShark) October 1, 2014

.@chrislhayes Dear God. You can't be that stupid. Kansas City Royals are from KCMO — not Kansas

— Kyle (@kyleraccio) October 1, 2014

@RobProvince @redsteeze @chrislhayes holy beta male.

— ⚓ Dave S ⚓ (@1979amish) October 1, 2014

@RobProvince @chrislhayes LMFAO. He really tweeted that? He was just trying to be a "guy".

— Joe Friday (@justhefax_mam) October 1, 2014

Bless RT "@RobProvince: @snarkandboobs Never Forget…. https://t.co/0rSPmUJMEs"

— LittleMissRightie (@LilMissRightie) October 1, 2014

@LilMissRightie @RobProvince @snarkandboobs that is funny!!!!

— Honky Tonk Jew (@HonkyTonkJew) October 1, 2014

The smartest mind at MSNBC clearly knows nothing about baseball, geography, or both. RT @chrislhayes We are all Kansas Citizens.

— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) October 1, 2014

To be fair, it’s not really his fault.

Chris works for #MSNBC. You can't expect him to know stuff. @RobProvince @chrislhayes @redsteeze

— Think Freely (@BruceNV) October 1, 2014

Snicker.

Evidently, it was not just a lame attempt at “sporty guy,” but a lame attempt at a joke too.

@JGreenDC @NumbersMuncher @wupton it seems to have gone over the heads of *a lot* so perhaps not such a good joke.

— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) October 1, 2014

@chrislhayes Ah… See it now. Haha. Ok. That is funny. City-zens. @JGreenDC @NumbersMuncher

— William J. Upton (@wupton) October 1, 2014

@chrislhayes Totally joking, like when Pee Wee Herman flipped off the bike. #IMeantToDoThat. @JGreenDC @NumbersMuncher @wupton

— Carl Gustav (@CaptYonah) October 1, 2014

@wupton @chrislhayes @JGreenDC @NumbersMuncher Yeah, sure, that's what he meant…

— Matthew Covey (@MattinBoise) October 1, 2014

Heh.

Hayes ran for the waahm-bulance:

A barrage of the overly literal minded. Keep being you, #tcot.

— Christopher Hayes (@chrislhayes) October 1, 2014

Sigh.

.The Royals don't literally play in Missouri? RT @chrislhayes: A barrage of the overly literal minded. Keep being you, #tcot.

— Sam Valley (@SamValley) October 1, 2014

Deputy herpa derp Derp #Tcot RT @chrislhayes: A barrage of the overly literal minded. Keep being you, #tcot.

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 1, 2014

@redsteeze @chrislhayes Yep, no reason to expect accuracy or correctness from an alleged "journalist."

— Me in Jersey (@Me_In_Jersey) October 1, 2014

@chrislhayes Oh, so you were being "figurative." ¯_(ツ)_/¯

— DMH (@HawkinsUSA) October 1, 2014

@chrislhayes I think if people didn't get your joke then it means it wasn't very funny.

— Jenny Kirkpatrick (@_jenny867_5309) October 1, 2014

It means @_jenny867_5309, he didn't think to use it as an excuse until all the backlash.

— Disney for Grown Ups (@disney4grownups) October 1, 2014

Translation: they get their facts straight. RT @chrislhayes A barrage of the overly literal minded. Keep being you, #tcot.

— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) October 1, 2014

.You'll be welcomed at @voxdotcom when your MSNBC gig ends RT @chrislhayes: A barrage of the overly literal minded. Keep being you, #tcot.

— Sam Valley (@SamValley) October 1, 2014

Speaking of Vox … Hey, Hayes: You aren’t supposed to need a Vox ‘splainer for your “jokes.”

@RobProvince @chrislhayes does this guy get anything right?

— Condoms & Contracts (@idrawrobots) October 1, 2014

Nope.

But there’s this:

@chrislhayes the gift that keeps on giving.

— Chris Tsotsoros (@ctsotsoros) October 1, 2014

Kudos, Hayes!

Related:

Kansas City Police ask for no crime until the Royals clinch their playoff game

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/01/holy-beta-male-chris-hayes-tries-to-be-a-sporty-guy-and-guess-what-happened-hint-fail/

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