At the Paymaster Lounge in Portland, Oregon, one man recently found the least mainstream vending machine of all time. (Portland is, after all, a hipster haven.)
Instead of finding sodas, candy bars, and chips, he feasted his eyes on items that could easily make up an early adopter's starter pack.
The hipster-friendly machine was filled to the brim with everything from art-inspired playing cards to pregnancy tests.
I mean, who wouldn't want a VHS copy of "Mallrats"?
And no hipster collection is complete without a copy of "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest."
You can never have too many fake mustaches!
What's the most indifferent spirit animal?
If you're an early adopter with an undying urge to create the most ironic collection of all time, you should probably venture to Portland (if you're not there already).