Ouch! Why Kristen Johnston ‘wanted to smack the sh*t out of’ Gwyneth Paltrow’

Likes

Posted on: November 28, 2016

Posted by:

img

http://twitter.com/#!/corygc/status/449569409065955330

In case you weren’t aware:

http://twitter.com/#!/ShadowShook/status/449662111099408384

Beleaguered actress and Goop founder Gwyneth Paltrow recently explained to E! News that moms who work 9-5 have it way easier than wealthy actresses who work a few months a year.

http://twitter.com/#!/moderncomments/status/449515516990730240

Just in time to deliver a well-deserved thumping to the “consciously uncoupled” Gwyneth, “3rd Rock” and “The Exes” actress Kristen Johnston is back on Twitter …

http://twitter.com/#!/kjothesmartass/status/450060805250101248

… and she’s launched a new blog called One Big Mouth.

http://twitter.com/#!/kjothesmartass/status/450155387656761344

In a post on ass-kissing, Johnston writes:

I’ve always had a healthy disrespect for people who bitch and moan. Especially when wankers like Goopy Gwyneth say dumb shit like raising kids as a kachillionare actress is so much harder than moms who work 9 to 5. Trust me, when I heard that I was so offended I wanted to smack the shit out of her, too. (I say, as punishment, we force her to live in America, where people talk about “inconsequential” things, and force her to eat cheese out of a can.)

Mark left. Also, we have a craving for canned cheese.

This wasn’t the first time KJo doled out some tough love to Gwyneth.

http://twitter.com/#!/kjothesmartass/status/327181352556453888

If you haven’t read this evisceration of Paltrow yet, enjoy:

http://twitter.com/#!/ar_christiansen/status/449594764527013888

Related:

Full Twitchy coverage of Kristen Johnston

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/01/i-wanted-to-smack-the-sht-out-of-her-check-out-kristen-johnstons-punishment-for-gwyneth-paltrow/

Products you may like

Related Posts

Funny Cat

Likes Posted on: June 24, 2017

Adultery Is Now Legal In South Korea

Likes Posted on: June 24, 2017

18 Cool Football Gifs

Likes Posted on: June 20, 2017

Ditching Twitter

Likes Posted on: June 13, 2017

I Can Have Nice Things Said By No

Likes Posted on: May 24, 2017

Nice Statement In Action

Likes Posted on: May 20, 2017

Q-and-A with Keith Olbermann!

Likes Posted on: May 8, 2017

Nice Suit, Vader…

Likes Posted on: May 5, 2017

Sexy

Likes Posted on: May 5, 2017

Give Him An Oscar For Best Actor…

Likes Posted on: May 2, 2017

You Look Nice. Who Dressed You?

Likes Posted on: April 28, 2017

Image tagged in funny,demotivationals

Likes Posted on: April 24, 2017

Oh no!!! Khloe and Lamar call it quits

Likes Posted on: April 15, 2017

even clown suicide is funny

Likes Posted on: April 13, 2017

Introducing the “Lovitz Curve”

Likes Posted on: April 9, 2017

SNL writer Tom Davis dies at 59

Likes Posted on: April 6, 2017

Paul Ryan’s Inner City Education

Likes Posted on: April 5, 2017

MC Jin’s Second Chance

Likes Posted on: April 4, 2017

David Spade criticizes Obama [video]

Likes Posted on: March 26, 2017

Giants plan White House visit

Likes Posted on: March 26, 2017

Not Funny

Likes Posted on: March 25, 2017

I Know I’m Thin. Why Can’t I Say It?

Likes Posted on: March 23, 2017

favorite Occupy Wall Street action?

Likes Posted on: March 23, 2017

Lol So Funny

Likes Posted on: March 19, 2017

Whenever I Try To Post Funny OC

Likes Posted on: March 19, 2017

Nice Shooting!

Likes Posted on: March 8, 2017

Sleeping Is Nice Because

Likes Posted on: March 2, 2017

Lol so funny!

Likes Posted on: February 24, 2017

Image tagged in memes,funny,food

Likes Posted on: February 24, 2017

Samuel L. Jackson: Is Stacey Dash crazy?

Likes Posted on: February 20, 2017

Carlos Danger? Cindy McCain wants to know

Likes Posted on: February 20, 2017

America’s Got Talent …and Howard Stern!

Likes Posted on: February 20, 2017

17 Reasons Bruce Wayne Is A Straight Up Boss

Likes Posted on: February 15, 2017

Sexy Railroad Spiderman

Likes Posted on: February 12, 2017

Odom wants to play for the Knicks

Likes Posted on: February 8, 2017

Mom Stop, You Are Not Funny…

Likes Posted on: January 27, 2017

17 Things To Know If You Have Eczema

Likes Posted on: January 24, 2017

Why I Still Love “Rent”

Likes Posted on: January 20, 2017

Hilary Duff has a baby boy

Likes Posted on: January 18, 2017

Why Joe Jonas is perfect

Likes Posted on: January 14, 2017

21 Cats That Absolutely Cannot Christmas

Likes Posted on: January 13, 2017

Deal with it, sexy horse style

Likes Posted on: January 10, 2017

 dead

Likes Posted on: January 6, 2017

25 German Snacks, Reviewed By Brits

Likes Posted on: December 28, 2016

The Actor With The Weird Eyebrows…

Likes Posted on: December 23, 2016

Nice Try…

Likes Posted on: December 19, 2016

17 Things To Talk About In Between Dates

Likes Posted on: December 14, 2016

Rest in peace funny guy

Likes Posted on: December 11, 2016

My dogma just ran over your karma

Likes Posted on: December 6, 2016

The 27 Most Important Hair Moments Of 2014

Likes Posted on: December 4, 2016

Very Nice Performance Of Swan Lake

Likes Posted on: November 14, 2016

Dems on voter ID laws

Likes Posted on: November 11, 2016