Ouch! Why Kristen Johnston ‘wanted to smack the sh*t out of’ Gwyneth Paltrow’

Ouch! Why Kristen Johnston ‘wanted to smack the sh*t out of’ Gwyneth Paltrow’


In case you weren’t aware:


Beleaguered actress and Goop founder Gwyneth Paltrow recently explained to E! News that moms who work 9-5 have it way easier than wealthy actresses who work a few months a year.


Just in time to deliver a well-deserved thumping to the “consciously uncoupled” Gwyneth, “3rd Rock” and “The Exes” actress Kristen Johnston is back on Twitter …


… and she’s launched a new blog called One Big Mouth.


In a post on ass-kissing, Johnston writes:

I’ve always had a healthy disrespect for people who bitch and moan. Especially when wankers like Goopy Gwyneth say dumb shit like raising kids as a kachillionare actress is so much harder than moms who work 9 to 5. Trust me, when I heard that I was so offended I wanted to smack the shit out of her, too. (I say, as punishment, we force her to live in America, where people talk about “inconsequential” things, and force her to eat cheese out of a can.)

Mark left. Also, we have a craving for canned cheese.

This wasn’t the first time KJo doled out some tough love to Gwyneth.


If you haven’t read this evisceration of Paltrow yet, enjoy:



Full Twitchy coverage of Kristen Johnston

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/01/i-wanted-to-smack-the-sht-out-of-her-check-out-kristen-johnstons-punishment-for-gwyneth-paltrow/

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